Yesterday, renowned local golf legend Hank Finnegan made headlines for his strange outburst on the golf course. The golf pro became so paranoid of being spied on by a Chinese spy balloon that he smashed his GPS rangefinder with a golf club, signaling the start of a trend across the nation.
Other golfers have followed in Hank’s footsteps, taking steps to protect their privacy by investing in anti-surveillance equipment and covering up their bags. Several news reports have emerged from all corners of the country confirming that other professionals are taking these precautions.
The incident has taken its toll mentally on Hank as sources close to him reveal they’ve never seen him so paranoid. Despite this setback, many hope that Hank can soon find peace and get back to honing his craft. With such an influential figure wreaking havoc in the golf scene, it’s only a matter of time before we see if more people take up anti-spying measures.